and she is like "ima go use the washroom" and i run in in front of her pretending that im going to
so she pulls her pants down and sits on the toilet, and i stupidly go "you woudnlt dare". next thing i know i hear "tsssssssss" hitting the ceramic
Louis:
hahahahaha
Sean:
so im TOTALLY grossed out, you know how i get with pee and poo poo
Louis:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH
Sean:
so i run in the bedroom and bury my head in the pillows, trying to forget any of that just happened. she comes in and goes "sean, come on" im like "no, seriously, you just hit a nerve" and then SHE gets mad with ME
Louis:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
well
you deserved that one
Sean:
starts YELLING at me "you know, you always fart around me, you think i like being around that?" and other shit, ends up leaving, SLAMMING the door
Sean:
comes back 5 minutes later "you're being super immature. you looked at me like you were totally grossed out by me and my body"
you gotta know, that the gf has some body issues for whatever reason
Louis:
ah
body dysmorphic disorder
Sean:
so now im stuck navigating the land between "no darling, it's ok, pee around me whenever you want, your body is incredible" and "when you pee i AM repulsed, not by you, but by anyone that is peeing"
Louis:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
fuckin'
putting charts together
venn diagrams
Sean:
which if you've ever tried to do, is beyond most people's capabilities
Louis:
in this region, i am grossed out
however, in this region, i am turned on
Sean:
Venn diagrams involving her body and pee
her body = turned on
pee = turned off
her body peeing = still entirely turned off
Louis:
hahahahahaha
Sean:
so anyways, about 2 hours later and me taking her out for a walk, telling her that i have PROOF that pee turns me off if she just reads your and my conversations, she is somewhat calmed down
and ever since then, i have had a huge urge to pee with the door open, just on the off chance that she passes by.
