January 2012
5 posts
sean: if she's 25+ i dont want her
fuck old girls
louis: you're an old girl
that went to college for 7 years
sean: dont have to practice what i preach
chuuuuch
(heard the word "preach", pimp c came in my head
louis: i hate you so much
THE BEST JOKE EVARRRRRRR
Sean: nikki minaj and rhianna worked with drake
they aint canadian
Louis: yeah but they're label mates
Sean: rhianna is??
Louis: i really doubt the weeknd is a label mate
Sean: she aint young money
Louis: they're under the same umbrella
Sean: ella ella ella
eh eh eh
Sean: girl is overused in rhymes, chicks rhymes with more interesting stuff than "world"
Louis: chicks with dicks
Sean: holllaaaa
Louis: lmao
Louis: is that your type now?
Sean: I'm open to anything at this point man. gotta get my hustle back
Louis: ok that is sean and louis material
Louis: you just said you'd fuck a hermaphrodite
Sean: yo dawg. I get memes.
Louis: that's not how it's used.
Sean: sup dawg?
Louis: no
stop that
louis: louiskam.com
sean: whys it N'Sync Kam in your logo?
louis: it's cyrillic
learn russian
jeez
sean: learn to stop biting 90s boy bands.
louis: that 90s boy band is getting married to jessical biel
sean: yeah, but you're not. so stop fronting, N'Kam
louis: i luv it
sean: i wish you had JT's voice. god I would marry the shit outta you.
December 2011
1 post
Louis: yeah
just doing my part
to make the world less semeny
me: you say this while your'e chattin up girls
Louis: ...
touche
November 2011
1 post
I can see why he'd dismiss me right away.
Sean: yeo
Louis: no
Sean: no?
i dindt even say anything
Louis: sorry i can't really talk right now
and/or help you with photoshop
Sean: oh
too busy for shation
(that's Sean and Action, without the C for some reason"
Cuz I typo like a BAUS
October 2011
2 posts
Equal opportunity: I piss off my girl lover as...
J: thanks
Sean: any tyme
the y is latin for i
J: what?
Sean: if you spell thyngs with a Y ynstead of with an i, it makes them latyn
the latyn spelling
that's what my gyrlfryend told me
J: there is no y in latin
Sean: exaktly
J: *_*
Sean: thats why yt makes dem latyn
LATYNNNN
... (k)
J: bye sean
Sean: BABY
I Love Canadians
Louis: what do you think is your best attriboot
Sean: my beauty. but pronounced the canadian way
September 2011
1 post
Sean:
get plastered! lol
haha
sorry baby doll
Louis:
GOOD ADVICE
Sean:
always full of good advice
hit on the boss's daughter
if he donest have one, hit on the boss's son
if he donest ahve that, hit on the boss
Louis:
why don't we just skip straight to rape
Sean:
im not talking flirting with these people
im saying physically beat upon them
Louis:
ok sean
it's time for you to go
Sean:
while you're doing it make sure you yell "MY NAME IS LOUIS KAM AND I WORK FOR YOUR DAD!"
so they know what's up
k peace bro
Louis: wow.
ok
goodbye
August 2011
1 post
me: s'happenin
Louis: thinking bout u
touchin' myself
me: my alert thing didnt pop up right, and all I saw was "touchin myself" so I was about to ask "thinkin about me?". I LOUve how we are on the same wavespanklength
Louis: LMAO
way ahead of you there
me: yeah, I normally am behind
Louis: especially in college
me: ... well done.
I'm going to give you surprise bum sex when I see you next for that comment
July 2011
1 post
My GF Pee Story
Sean:
omg omg so the other day!
me and GF are joking around
and she is like "ima go use the washroom" and i run in in front of her pretending that im going to
so she pulls her pants down and sits on the toilet, and i stupidly go "you woudnlt dare". next thing i know i hear "tsssssssss" hitting the ceramic
Louis:
hahahahaha
Sean:
so im TOTALLY grossed out, you know how i get with pee and poo poo
Louis:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH
Sean:
so i run in the bedroom and bury my head in the pillows, trying to forget any of that just happened. she comes in and goes "sean, come on" im like "no, seriously, you just hit a nerve" and then SHE gets mad with ME
Louis:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
well
you deserved that one
Sean:
starts YELLING at me "you know, you always fart around me, you think i like being around that?" and other shit, ends up leaving, SLAMMING the door
Sean:
comes back 5 minutes later "you're being super immature. you looked at me like you were totally grossed out by me and my body"
you gotta know, that the gf has some body issues for whatever reason
Louis:
ah
body dysmorphic disorder
Sean:
so now im stuck navigating the land between "no darling, it's ok, pee around me whenever you want, your body is incredible" and "when you pee i AM repulsed, not by you, but by anyone that is peeing"
Louis:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
fuckin'
putting charts together
venn diagrams
Sean:
which if you've ever tried to do, is beyond most people's capabilities
Louis:
in this region, i am grossed out
however, in this region, i am turned on
Sean:
Venn diagrams involving her body and pee
her body = turned on
pee = turned off
her body peeing = still entirely turned off
Louis:
hahahahahaha
Sean:
so anyways, about 2 hours later and me taking her out for a walk, telling her that i have PROOF that pee turns me off if she just reads your and my conversations, she is somewhat calmed down
and ever since then, i have had a huge urge to pee with the door open, just on the off chance that she passes by.
and that is my GF pee story.
Louis:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
WHY ARE YOU SHOWING HER OUR CONVERSATIONS
THEY ARE PRIVATE
Sean:
not that private: http://seanandlouis.tumblr.com/
Louis:
ROFL
CONGRATULATIONS
Sean:
thank you sir
June 2011
1 post
Identity = Sean, Flowside = Louis
L: identity is a terrible person
S: identity bikes for abused women
S: flowside is stopped dead in his tracks
L: identity bikes to abuse women
S: is that the best you could come up with?
S: really?
L: you're fat
S: YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN WORKING ON IT!
February 2011
4 posts
Sean: so, my gf is gone for the week
Sean: suggestions for activities?
Louis: upside down masturbation
Sean: no, im saying, what should i do to that i can't do when she's around?
Sean eats his own pubes.
Sean: hey
Louis: WHY DID YOU VACCUUM THE KEYBOARD WITH YOUR MOUTH
Sean: hahahhah
Sean: how did you see that???
Louis: I FOLLOW YOUR PMORE BLOG
Sean: ah
Sean: i did not know that part of the story
Sean: i didnt ACTUALLY do that
Louis: YES YOU DID
Louis: THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING YOU WOULD DO
Sean: i was a second away from trtying to suck the chip crumbs off, and logic kicked in
Sean: yeah
Sean: fuck it, i did it
Louis: YOU SUCKED UP A HAIR
Sean: my brain doenst work so good
Louis: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
.
.
Disclaimer: see here for context: http://pmore.tumblr.com/post/3438636279/true-stories-i-wish-i-made-up
Sean: whats the job posting?
Louis: interaction designer
Sean: ?
Louis: basically laying out user interfaces
Sean: ..?
Louis: for google apps
internet databases
Sean: gotcha
January 2011
1 post
HAPPY NEW YEARS!
Louis: you can't be in a relationship with your niece
that's what we call...illegal
Sean: or beautiful
Louis: no
no one calls it that
Sean: no wait, what did you say?
yeah, definitely illegal
Louis: hahaha
Sean: sorry, i get those two confused
November 2010
4 posts
Louis: lol ok which artist has 0 filler
Sean: eminem. straight up.
Louis: wow
uhh
really?
Sean: jay z. jack johnson. oasis. linkin park
LIMP BIZKIT
Louis:
k
bye
Lil Wayne Sucks
Sean: eight. eight albums in 11 years. that's like 1.3 albums a year
Louis: you suck at math
Sean: there's no WAY you're gonna tell me that that is all anywhere close to quality material
Louis: that's like 0.8 albums a year
Sean: dude, english major. don't hit below the belt.
Louis: i'll hit wherever you fail
Louis: woman scares you more than THE LAWS?
Sean: she is the law round here.
Louis: damn
Louis: sorry for your balls
Louis: they must've receded
Sean: 5 feet 4 inches of pain, id rather deal with the law than pissing her offf
Louis: hahaha
Sean: lemme put it this way: if we were in texas right now it would be legal for you to fuck me, cuz im basically a woman with how far they've gone up inside me
Sean: you use private browsing 24/7?
Louis: no
but anything questionable
i throw in there
Sean: gotcha
Louis: if my search term involves cum
i don't care about the context
Sean: so 90% of the time
Louis: it's going in private
95
July 2010
2 posts
Goin 2 meet Louis!
Sean says:
nice
aiight dood, i got my ticekt OUT of nj booked
which, lets be honest, is the more important of the two tickets
you don't want to go to new jersey without an exit strategy
L says:
LMAO
June 2010
4 posts
Yep.
L says:
the world cup is so beautiful
Sean says:
whys that
L says:
because other americans don't fucking get it
and i like having a leg up on them
Sean says:
so it's yet another opportunity for you to practice your finely honed elitism upon your peers?
great
glad you have another excuse
L says:
i'm gonna pee on you
Sean says:
im gonna criticize the way you pee, and it's gonna eat you up inside
"R Kelly pees way better than you do"
L says:
i taught r kelly how to pee
Sean says:
man, he knew how to pee back in 2003, and you STILL don't know how to do it well
L says:
i've been peeing since 1986
he's been holding it in since 1971
Sean says:
so it comes as an even greater embarassment that you dont' know how to do it WELL then
L says:
i peed on your dad
Sean says:
my dog could put your peeing to shame and she's a dog. a GIRL dog
you pee worse than a girl dog
L says:
dogs pee on your dad
Sean says:
if they do,they do it better than you
Sean says:
(pee-ess. this is called "taking the piss outta you")
BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAH
L says:
k definitely gonna pee on you
sorry, girl
Sean says:
i ever tell you i convinced a girl that the alphabet in canada was called the ABZs
not the ABCs
Louis says:
LMAO
Sean says:
and that the ending "x y zed" was an american thing, that in canada it was x y c
it was AMAZING
Louis says:
that girl needs to discover google.com
Sean says:
girl needs to not be dumb as bricks
google can't help that
May 2010
4 posts
1 tag
Hot Girls at CosPlay
Sean: lol, so you're just gonna write them off just like that?
Louis: yes because i know 2 aforementioned hot girls
who dress up and go to these things
both brain damaged
based on my sample set
all hot girls who go to these things are brain damaged
Sean: i dunno man, ive heard of people saying they're catholic when they'renot to get that religious pussy. this seems a lot easier and less evil
how are they brain damaged?
Louis: i swear one has asperger's
she's prone to weird little outbursts
Sean: you can get that aspergers pussy
Louis: LOL
Sean: that's an untapped market
L says:
you know so little about d'n'b
Sean says:
i know that if you pronounce it "dee-nub" people don't know what you're talking about
I found that one out the hard way
L says:
LOL
WHAT
Sean says:
then i tried to tell dude that I listen to "eedum" music, and not deenub, and he walked away
L says:
hahhahahahahaa
please tell me this is a true story
Sean says:
would I ever lie to you?
L says:
is that even a question
Sean says:
take it how you will
bureb
Sean says:
i told my girlfirend that wihle shes gone ima cheat on her with "so many dudes", and she said as long as i keep a list of who and what we do, it's cool
so im allowed to cheat. it just has to be with guys.
not mas says:
OH
Sean says:
i feel like she'd still be mad if i did though
not mas says:
dude, i really hope you like vagina
Sean says:
what a bitch
not mas says:
louis was saying how he's legit scared to meet you
April 2010
4 posts
L says:
that's the stupidest shit i ever heard
Sean says:
stupider than this? www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0tAeFfGwJ0
L says:
way stupider
Sean says:
(i literally just control Veed and hoped I had something stupid)
clipboard has yet to fail me when I do that
Louie gets Racist
L says:
yeah except in this case it's the whites that are minorities
Sean says:
so you're saying racism is fine as long as it isn't happening to you
L says:
yeah basically
and other people of color
racism against whites = acceptable
Sean says:
copy
paste
L says:
do it
seanandlouis
our blog is about to turn political
Sean says:
the only problem, is it's not too funny...
BONERZZZZZ
L says:
LOL
Sean says:
you there?
L says:
of course baby
Sean says:
so, i went and put my gf's relationship status as single for april fools, and wrote this as her status update " It was hard, but it was for the best."
L says:
LMAO
THAT
THIS
CANNOT END WELL
Sean says:
jesus is she going to be mad
L says:
I'M EXCITED
March 2010
5 posts
Sean says:
pft, nuts to you
that area of the library is like sitting in a starbucks trying to get work done
or a strip mall
or a movie theatre
in all of them, unless you're 'getting down to business', it's real hard to get down to business
the subtext is, I've got my dick wet in a strip mall. what what.
not mas says:
whatever
actually thats kinda cool
Sean says:
the sub subtext is, it was cuz i leaned too close to a urinal and got splashback
but no one EVER asks for the sub subtext
L says:
hi
i was in a meeting for the last hour
Sean says:
oh hai
how was that
L says:
hardcore
Sean says:
menage a cinq?
L says:
menage a twat
Sean says:
massage a twat?
L says:
garage a cock
Sean says:
portage and fuck
L says:
porridge and duck
Sean says:
mmmm, porridge and duck.
Sean says:
whatre you two doing
L says:
bfing
jk but that's the answer you wanted to hear
Sean says:
are you trying to make me jealous, cuz that hurts man
that really hurts
L says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Sean says:
i thought we were exclusive in our bf love,y ou even told me we were bffs
bfers forever
L says:
butt fuckers forever
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sean says:
well, i guess you're one bird that can't be caged... enjoy the sodomy
On our way to meet Seith
Sean says:
im down for the beers idea
L says:
yezzir
Sean says:
detroit for demf?
L says:
see you there
Sean says:
i can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not..
L says:
see you there
Sean says:
I'll take your lack of explanation and insistance that I go there without any further details about where to meet as belittlement
fuck you
February 2010
4 posts
Sean says:
CANADA WINS EHHHH
L says:
EHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Sean says:
EHHHHHHHH
L says:
EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
L says:
if you google sean and louis
we are search result #7
Sean says:
SICK
we can make it to number one
i have no doubt
L says:
hahaha
i know exactly why we're not number one
and i could probably get us there within 2 weeks
Sean says:
internet database?
what?
L says:
sure, internet database
we'll go with that
that's something you can grasp right?
it was chocolate on my junk.
Sean says:
the bad part is that i was inspecting my unit right in the middle of class, the teacher is shooting me dirty glances now
but sometimes, your hand just needs to be down your pants, am i rite?
L says:
LMAO
WTF
Sean says:
I THOUGHT I HAD AN STD, DON'T TELL ME YOU WOULDN'T DO THE SAME!
lol, god im gonna get kicked outta class, she HAS to know im not taking any notes
L says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Sean says:
I'm still doing it all with one hand
Sean says:
good. now you're poised to take over. become one of the reel people
(I'm listening to Reel 2 Reel)
L says:
gross
Sean says:
I LIKE 2 MUUV IT MUUV IT
c'mon, you know the words
L says:
I DON'T KNOW THE WORDS
January 2010
3 posts
This is why we don't post often.
Sean says:
lol
you would do him if you weren't drunk, be honest. if you got lonely enough, you'd fuck him
L says:
i'd fuck up this fred guy too
shit even if i wasn't lonely i'd fuck him
Sean says:
i think it's safe to say you'd fuck androgynous dudes
L says:
i could just be in the fuckin' mood
Sean says:
if it's warm and illegal in texas, I'd say you'd do it
L says:
even if it's cold and penalized by death in canada
i'd do it
what's shame?
Sean says:
being posted on seanandlouis might remind you what shame is.
L says:
lmao goddammit
i keep forgetting we have that
Sean says:
lol, kay...
so what's up?
how's the rat race?
you still spinning in that little wheel of yoursin your cage?
you gotta bust outta that cage man
and soar
like an eagle
or a rat with wings taped on
like that science experiment i did a few years back
entitled "when rats fly- a study in aerodynamics"
i got an F
I felt I deserved a C, for "C"reativity
L says:
wtf
Sean says:
don't tell me you've never tried to graft wings to a rat before
I thought it'd make a Griffen
mom always told me to reach fr the stars, and if you miss, you'll land somewhere near the moon, or some shit
i wasn't really paying attention, I was too busy gluing rats to feathers
L says:
i'm going to eat lunch
right now
bye
Sean says:
probably for the best
Sean says:
hug for good luck
waist down hug
L says:
*hugs*
Sean says:
*hug*
L says:
make sure the weiners touch
through the pants
Sean says:
you're wearing pants?
L says:
crotchless pants
Sean says:
you scared me for a second
December 2009
1 post
On Sean's 6 year college term...
Sean: well, im off to wrok on school stuff, sir
Seane: ill be talking to you soon
Mas y Mas!!!: you're still in school?
Sean: I'm doing this thing
Sean: it's called failing at life
Mas y Mas!!!: lol that's not what i meant
Sean: it takes a little longer than most of us
November 2009
1 post
We're BAAAAAAAAACK!
L says:
LOL
i'm losing my mind
i need to get off work
Sean says:
i need to get off
L says:
all the time
let me help you with that
Sean says:
in your mouth
L says:
*i stroke your cock
ok wait
stop
i didn't say that
Sean says:
i put on my robe and wizard hat
L says:
hahaha
Sean says:
good to have you back, louis.