- sean: if she's 25+ i dont want her
- fuck old girls
- louis: you're an old girl
- that went to college for 7 years
- sean: dont have to practice what i preach
- chuuuuch
- (heard the word "preach", pimp c came in my head
- louis: i hate you so much
January 24, 2012
January 19, 2012
THE BEST JOKE EVARRRRRRR
- Sean: nikki minaj and rhianna worked with drake
- they aint canadian
- Louis: yeah but they're label mates
- Sean: rhianna is??
- Louis: i really doubt the weeknd is a label mate
- Sean: she aint young money
- Louis: they're under the same umbrella
- Sean: ella ella ella
- eh eh eh
January 15, 2012
- Sean: girl is overused in rhymes, chicks rhymes with more interesting stuff than "world"
- Louis: chicks with dicks
- Sean: holllaaaa
- Louis: lmao
- Louis: is that your type now?
- Sean: I'm open to anything at this point man. gotta get my hustle back
- Louis: ok that is sean and louis material
- Louis: you just said you'd fuck a hermaphrodite
January 5, 2012
- Sean: yo dawg. I get memes.
- Louis: that's not how it's used.
- Sean: sup dawg?
- Louis: no
- stop that
January 4, 2012
- louis: louiskam.com
- sean: whys it N'Sync Kam in your logo?
- louis: it's cyrillic
- learn russian
- jeez
- sean: learn to stop biting 90s boy bands.
- louis: that 90s boy band is getting married to jessical biel
- sean: yeah, but you're not. so stop fronting, N'Kam
- louis: i luv it
- sean: i wish you had JT's voice. god I would marry the shit outta you.
December 29, 2011
- Louis: yeah
- just doing my part
- to make the world less semeny
- me: you say this while your'e chattin up girls
- Louis: ...
- touche
November 1, 2011
I can see why he'd dismiss me right away.
- Sean: yeo
- Louis: no
- Sean: no?
- i dindt even say anything
- Louis: sorry i can't really talk right now
- and/or help you with photoshop
- Sean: oh
- too busy for shation
- (that's Sean and Action, without the C for some reason"
- Cuz I typo like a BAUS
October 6, 2011
Equal opportunity: I piss off my girl lover as much as my man lover
- J: thanks
- Sean: any tyme
- the y is latin for i
- J: what?
- Sean: if you spell thyngs with a Y ynstead of with an i, it makes them latyn
- the latyn spelling
- that's what my gyrlfryend told me
- J: there is no y in latin
- Sean: exaktly
- J: *_*
- Sean: thats why yt makes dem latyn
- LATYNNNN
- ... (k)
- J: bye sean
- Sean: BABY
October 4, 2011
I Love Canadians
- Louis: what do you think is your best attriboot
- Sean: my beauty. but pronounced the canadian way
September 27, 2011
- Sean:
- get plastered! lol
- haha
- sorry baby doll
- Louis:
- GOOD ADVICE
- Sean:
- always full of good advice
- hit on the boss's daughter
- if he donest have one, hit on the boss's son
- if he donest ahve that, hit on the boss
- Louis:
- why don't we just skip straight to rape
- Sean:
- im not talking flirting with these people
- im saying physically beat upon them
- Louis:
- ok sean
- it's time for you to go
- Sean:
- while you're doing it make sure you yell "MY NAME IS LOUIS KAM AND I WORK FOR YOUR DAD!"
- so they know what's up
- k peace bro
- Louis: wow.
- ok
- goodbye
